I love that Pokemon Cards don’t have set moves so they can just do whatever. some of my favs
and, of course, who could forget the all-time classic
I have something extremely important to say
My aunt’s dog has a paw print on his paw
The small little gasp I let out is heard universally when you view this picture
this is the representation nepo babies deserve
I think it's important to know, there's an older picture of David signing stuff, with his father-in-law WHO WAS THE FIFTH DOCTOR, holding a very similar sign behind David's back. I don't have the pic, but you can probably find it if you look a bit.
I want to show you an actual training slide from my customer service job that I had to see yesterday.
It all came out over dumplings, as it should.
Style consistency went straight out the window, but I like it. My sister taught me that anything that makes you laugh is worth spending time on.
Bonus:
I realize some of you haven’t seen this with the little coda. And yes, Crowley does take a bite of the dumpling!
where were they
they were there they just didn’t die
“Cats have nine lives” factoid actually just statistical error. Felinis georgis, who lived in North America and did not die for 6.5 million years, is a statistical outlier and should not be counted.
1. A type of turtle called a Coastal plain cooter (Pseudemys floridana) is hit by a car near my apartment
2. The injured turtle is brought to my veterinary school for medical care while I am on rotation in the wildlife ward
3. The turtle is assigned to my classmate (not someone I know terribly well) as a patient
4. The turtle is treated for a minor shell fracture and my classmate spends two weeks taking care of the animal (in addition to a box turtle)
5. The turtle with the shell fracture recovers very well and is cleared for release into the wild, in a pond near where it was found
6. While birding at the pond some time later I see a turtle of this species out sunning itself and am excited to think it is my classmate’s former patient
7. Next time I see my classmate I say, at full volume in front of people, “hey I think I saw your cooter!”
dnd spells that could be mountain goats song titles:
- black tentacles (soul crushingly sad, quality jazz influences)
- cloud of daggers (uptempo lofi era banger, a la all hail west texas)
- protection from evil and good (sonically would have fit on all eternals deck)
- flesh to stone (one of those hard hitting songs that makes you feel like you can survive anything)
- insect plague (boombox recording from the late 90s)
- bones of the earth (2006 inside voice piano ballad played only at 3 live shows)
mountain goats song titles that could be dnd spells:
- foreign object (3rd level evocation targeting the opponent's eyes)
- shadow song (practically useless illusion cantrip)
- birth of serpents (2nd level transmutation with niche but entertaining application)
- bleed out (controversial 8th level necromancy)
- orange ball of love (4th level abjuration with great utility)
- orange ball of hate (4th level enchantment with even BETTER utility)
- autoclave (9th level transmutation with a wall of text description)
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